Installing Husband

Jika biasanya saya selalu kesal ketika menerima BM (broadcast messenger), maka kali ini, ketika salah satu teman saya, Amanda Zahra, mengirimkan BM, mata saya justru terbuka.
Dan sebaris senyum terkembang.
Berawal dari judulnya yang menarik; "Installing Husband", saya pun menelisik pesan jamak tersebut. Dan berikut, saya ingin berbaginya dengan Anda.
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Installing Husband

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. Particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable program, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as News 5.0, Money 3.0 and Football 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,


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Reply

Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command:
ithoughyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good luck Madam!
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Lucu memang menggambarkan kehidupan rumah tangga seperti layaknya kehidupan digital. Namun, kita bisa menarik pelajaran. Masa pacaran memang indah. Segala sisi romantis keluar. Namun, saat hubungan itu mulai menapak gerbang pernikahan, segala yang asli mulai bermunculan. Dan seringkali ini menjadi masalah karena tidak sabar melewati proses adaptasi. Hmmm, semoga BM ini bisa memberi pencerahan.

Namun, pelajaran moral yang sangat saya setujui adalah "Jangan Tinggal Seatap Dengan Mertua". Percayalah, sebaik apapun mertua, tetap saja mereka -meski setitik kecil- akan mencampuri urusan rumah tangga anaknya. Lagian, ketika memutuskan hidup berumah tangga, berarti kita belajar untuk hidup mandiri? Kalau tetap tinggal bersama mertua -atau orang tua- kapan mandirinya?
Hehe.....

love,

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